ashes to ashes
Hey, the name is Makenna Jones. Well, that isn't my original name. Not the one I was born with, but times are a-changin' and I've gone through quite a few names over the last five centuries. Most people wouldn't believe I was born so long ago, but I say fuck em! It's a dangerous world we live in and you have to adapt to survive. I've had to adapt in many ways; my appearance, my name, how I talk. Imagine going into a bar and pretending to be someone you're not… just for fun. Well, that's sort of what it's like. I'm not complaining, though. My time on this earth might seem endless, but I'm not so naive as to think it actually is. Might as well enjoy it while I can.

MAKENNA JONES
VAMPIRE

noah-mulaney:

Me? Well I’m just perfect, how about you cutie? 

Definitely a lot better now that I’ve got someone interesting to talk to. How long you been here anyway?

(Source: makennajones)


noah-mulaney:

Not the only one who’s bored out of their mind. 

Well, look who it is. How you doin’ … besides bored?

(Source: makennajones)


Christ on a stick, this town’s been dead lately. I really don’t want to keep disappearing out of boredom like this.


noah-mulaney:

I don’t think there should be a day for love, because it should be everyday you have Valentines Day. But I hate it because I hate buying shit. So on a scale from 1-10.. probably a 8.5.

Well, you’re a regular Cupid now aren’t you? I hate it because it’s obnoxious watching all these idiots run around fooling themselves into thinking they’re in love.

(Source: makennajones)


noah-mulaney:

You hate Valentines Day as much as me? 

Yeah, well… I guess that depends on how much you hate it.

(Source: makennajones)


Yay, it’s almost my favorite holiday of the year! Oh, wait, no it’s not.


Anonymous asked:
sex

Yes, please?


Anonymous asked:
Most fuckable guys in town

James, Ryder, Samuel, Adam, and Tyler M.